Over the top? Maybe. But Definately Not Underneath

The Classic Question. Over the top of the roll or underneath the roll. You've done your business. You reach over and naturally put your hand on top of the roll. But the edge of the toilet paper isn't there. Baffled, you wonder what could have caused this phenomenon. You turn, you look, and you see that someone has put the toilet paper in the dispenser with the edge towards the wall. Ludicrous. How could someone not see that this is the perfectly wrong way of doing things? Many a dating and married couples have fought over this problem. Second only to seat up or down. Is there a solution? Many of the town elders have given prophecy of a toilet paper dispenser that has a swivel on it. If you like over the top great. If not, twist the dispenser and it will magically be coming from the bottom. Oh the great things of which they speak. A time when over-the-toppers and underneathers can live in harmony and not dissonance. But until that day we must ask ourselves, is over the top over the top? Maybe. But definitely not from underneath.